Crcohet Red Dragon: Ruby Sunteeth The irritated Guardian

DID NOT WANT TO GET IN THE GRASS TODAY!! Ruby the Crochet Dragon is a charming handmade toy crafted from a vibrant red with light blue spots. This adorable dragon features striking butterfly wings, and large, expressive eyes.

Ruby Sunteeth is pure chaotic elegance, forced into reluctant heroism thanks to Bellani’s reckless human associations. A butterfly dragon with no patience for nonsense.

Primary Traits: Stubborn Protection, Spite-Powered Speed, Unwilling Babysitter Energy Languages Understood:Draconic, Passive-Aggressive Silence, and ‘I Swear If You Drag Me Into This Again…’ Alignment: Lawful Angry

Specials Venomous Spit – Ruby doesn’t bother with breath weapons—she spits. Not just any spit, but precision-guided annoyance, much like a camel weaponizing disdain. Direct hit results range from mild disgust to intense social embarrassment for the victim, particularly if hit mid-monologue.

Spot Ooze: Hallucinogenic Ripple – The blue spots on Ruby’s scales slowly seep an intoxicating oil, though its effects vary by species: Humans experience an overwhelming rush of parental anxiety, suddenly worrying about forgotten deadlines, unpaid bills, or why their child/parent hasn’t called recently. Other creatures succumb to a hazy intoxication, making battles wobblier, decisions dumber, and conversations 50% more ridiculous. Effect lasts 10 minutes or until victim eats something greasy.

Drawback: Fear of the Dark If caught in total blackness, her confidence drops by -2, and she may attempt rapid illuminated escape routes.

SIZE: Sleek and Fearsome. 10in nose to tail approx.

CARE: Machine wash cold in bag. Tumble dry in bag low heat.